Haiku Hour: 2nd Day of Catmas

🎵 On the 2nd day of Catmas my pawrents gave to me, A RIIINNNGGGG POP!!! 🍭

You may be asking where's the first day of Catmas? I only celebrate half the days with my pawrents. Sometimes they go out hunting and I prefer to be at home where it's nice and warm. 😸

Over the summer, my daddy was eating a ring pop. I decided to lick it and OH MY CAT GOD! It was like what you hoomans call drugs, or maybe that's catnip. Don't worry Karen, it's not my main diet. Once in a bluefin tuna I get a few licks. There are no ingredients that will kill me. But when I do get that lick, it's life. Pfft, and they say cats can't taste sweet things. They clearly haven't studied meow.

Ring pops are yummy

Leave your opinions elsewhere

Let me enjoy it

Boy, did I eat?!