Haiku Hour: Monster Under Your Bed

It's another haiku coming right at you! If you can't tell by meow, I am the master of haikus. Pfft, and they say "It's just a cat..." 😤. I am not just a cat, I am masterful and my hoomans worship me.

I will catch your feet

I make caves and hide in them

Walk past if you dare

That monster under your bed they tell in stories... not a monster. Just your cute little kitty cat hiding and catching your feet. I love hiding under the bed and pulling the covers to the floor so no one will see me. Then when you least suspect it, I will poke out and grab your feet!! 😈